He Wants Something

[grandmasterstab]

So, hugs for everyone now?

[Xzore]

The hell just happened? Wow....im so confused....like, wow....

[dazeytweeter]

grandmasterstab said:

So, hugs for everyone now?

Yes and I’m afraid our moment in the sun has now passed. The next generation of cubers will be a purely human endeavor. The next generation of cubers will be self-reliant and not dependant on a dead muse.

Their muse will be the look of horror on a man’s face as steel slides against his jugular. Their muse will be the muffled sobbing of a woman bound and gagged to a chair. Her semen soaked face being the only camouflage. Their Hunger never satisfied.

They will be stronger and will have learned through our mistakes. Mistakes wonderfully preserved in these archives. Let the Gods have their wars and bureaucracy. Let them fight amongst themselves and quit using humans as their pawns.

[grandmasterstab]

thehappycube.proboards34.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=jackpembry


Someone wants to impersonate Pembry now. The masters will not be pleased.

[barbarossa]

Perhaps it's not an impersonation. Weirder things have happened around here.

[endsmouth]

you are going to be making a flash powder, here are the ingredients:

oxidizer - potassium perchlorate (sodium perchlorate) -67%

fuel - magnesium or aluminum dust - 33%

alternate:

oxidizer - potassium perchlorate (sodium perchlorate) - 60%

fuel - magnesium or aluminum dust - 20%
sulfur - 20%

alternate:

oxidizer - barium nitrate - 30%

fuel - aluminum dust - 30%
potassium perchlorate - 30%

alternate:

oxidizer - barium peroxide - 90%

fuel - magnesium dust - 5%
aluminum dust - 5%

Here are a few basic precautions to take if you're crazy enough to produce your own flash powder:
1.Grind the oxidizer (KNO3, KClO3, KMnO4, KClO4 etc.) separately in a clean vessel.
2.NEVER grind or sift the mixed composition.
3.Mix the composition on a large paper sheet, by rolling the composition back and forth.
4.Do not store flash compositions, especially any containing Mg.
5.Make very small quantities at first, so you can appreciate the power of such mixtures.
KNO3 50% (by weight)
Mg 50%
It is very important to have the KNO3 very dry, if evolution of ammonia is observed then the KNO3 has water in it.
Very pure and dry KNO3 is needed. KClO3 with Mg or Al metal powders works very well. Many hands, faces and
lives have been lost with such compositions. KMnO4 with Mg or Al is also an extremely powerful flash composition.
KClO4 with Al is generally found in commercial fireworks, this does not mean that it is safe, it is a little safer than
KClO3 above. KýCrýO7 can also be used as an oxidizer for flash powder. The finer the oxidizer and the finer the
metal powder the more powerful the explosive. This of course will also increase the sensitivity of the flash powder.
For a quick flash small quantities can be burnt in the open. Larger quantities (50g or more) ignited in the open can
detonate, they do not need a container to do so.
NOTE: Flash powder in any container will detonate.
Balanced equations of some oxidizer/metal reactions. Only major products are considered. Excess metal powders
are generally used. This excess burns with atmospheric oxygen.
·4 KNO3 + 10 Mg --> 2 KýO + 2 Ný + 10 MgO + Energy
·KClO3 + 2 Al --> KCl + AlýO3 + Energy
·3 KClO4 + 8 Al --> 3 KCl + 4 AlýO3 + Energy
·6 KMnO4 + 14 Al --> 3 KýO + 7 AlýO3 + 6 Mn + Energy


Potassium perchlorate is a lot safer than sodium/potassium chlorate.


make this with a picture and i'll send a tape. i am used to odds stacked against oneself. and as the battle between gods and demons. what do you think we are? humanity is just a virus. we are the abyss, the void, chronozon in our truest form of no self.

[dazeytweeter]

Endsmouth, You haven't given me one single solitary reason to follow or help you. Show of hands people, is anybody else willing to follow our new Messiah? Why don't you just man up and tell everybody or upload this fucking tape you have? The mystical shit days here are looooong gone pal.

Humanity is a virus? Yeah, sure, I'll agree. But I think the Earth will shake us off like the surface nuisance we are without any goading along by another HUMAN like yourself. And yes, I think the battles between gods, demons, muses, etc should be kept between them. We have our own shit to deal with without having some supposed all powerful "beings" becoming boo-boo faced and needing mortals to help fight in their immortal battles. Fuck 'em all I say.

[endsmouth]

I am a magick homeless traveller, my name is six-oh and I'm nineteen of age. It is in your power to spread the word of the invokement of Kurdt Cobain of Nirvana, this has the power to be big if you make it so. I could be the anti-christ, or just a prophet of things to come. I practice chaos magick, the invokement of Kurdt Cobain's spirit on Seattle will be possible if the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is played backwards at 12:00 am with a sufficient amount of people orgasming (the fastest and funnest way to complete and total focus) to his sigil that I made. I wrote a fucking story to back this up on mymymyspace blog (http://tinyurl.com/yt5735). It involves the battle of Kurdt Cobain and Pikachu vs. a nanobot brainwashed oldskew Godzilla, farfetched, I don't fecking tink so dough mang. Ehhh, get back to me or whateva. Right now I'm like 30 miles from Seattle in this creepy squeaky clean city called Federal Way. There's cameras on every street. I think there's something underground, in the air...in the water. DUH DUH DUHHHHHH!

WAR!

-six-oh (the chaos Buddah)

[peepingtom]

Sir, please step away from the crack pipe.

[bools]

wtf is this? explain yourselves

[dazeytweeter]

I think endsmouth got ahold of a moldy peach pit from one of those dumpsters he likes to visit and must be trippin' balls yo.

Oh if only our Messiah was like Kurt in April 94. I'd hand him a shotgun and tell him to "be creative"

Ciao

[twasforboners]

I want something.

I want to hug someone every day.

Every night.

Hugs for all.

[usrx]

You are all fools. Does the idea that once again, someone's password was compromised, seem even remotely obvious? There are a multitude of ways this can be done, and in all likelihood, it has. Also, I have my own personal doubts as to this endsmouth fellow telling the truth, as some of my research into him suggests that he may not be as ascetic and nomadic as he would like us to think.

[nouseforaname]

I would have to agree with usrx on this. This all seems too random to be the work of one person, or even the same group of multiple people.

[grandmasterstab]

There is discord. The House of the Church of the Seven burns with wicked delight. Dancing in the twilight he sees a flicker. The shadow emerges from the flame, and as it's disintegrating it says all is not lost. He runs into the woods, dropping the blade. Only once the blade is unearthed will we retrieve the ancient book of unspoken words. It is this book which will lead us further down the path.

There is discord. They will not be happy. Be mindful of Children watching you. The beast is hungry and will be returning. The boy was most certainly not the first, and will not be the last.

There is discord. The masters didn't like the PI joke. None of this is important. The masters will set things right. This is vital. The Children are spies. Our leaders fall, yet we charge. We will have light on this dark path. We will have light.

[kaldais]

Macbeth said:

All sound and fury, signifying nothing. This peach pie is delicious.
-Macbeth

I agree with the Macbethster. The last few posts have been entertaining to say the least, but what do they mean? Also, yes, the pie is alright, but I prefer apple. Can't beat piping hot AMERICA.

[barbarossa]

kaldais said:

Macbeth said:

All sound and fury, signifying nothing. This peach pie is delicious.
-Macbeth

I agree with the Macbethster. The last few posts have been entertaining to say the least, but what do they mean? Also, yes, the pie is alright, but I prefer apple. Can't beat piping hot AMERICA.

Personally, I really like warm cherry pie with a nice big scoop of fresh made vanilla ice cream! Cherries are in season now too...

[Xzore]

is this like, dead now. I sure hope not. And by the way the only pie i like is chocolate and pumpkin sometimes. I'm more of a fan of cobbler.

[dazeytweeter]

The Tragic Flaw is always visible in the choices that we make.
The Need is covered by the masks we wear.

[k]

I'm returned and from now to end I'll guide you. No more prophetic shit,no more jokes

[barbarossa]

K,

Who are you and what do you want from this board?

[dazeytweeter]

barbarossa said:

K,

Who are you and what do you want from this board?

k has been here for a while. I believe he was part of the name changing chaos from the "feeling lonely" thread. I just have to ask what kind of direction do you plan on taking us k?

[endsmouth]

i just got out of jail. im 300 miles away from my destination yet again. i am hungry/

[peepingtom]

Have some pie

[dazeytweeter]

endsmouth said:

i just got out of jail. im 300 miles away from my destination yet again. i am hungry/

Go away you fucking prick. Nobody gives a shit what happens to you. If you were the messiah you'd be out on your all-powerful ass a long time ago.

The only destination you need to go is back home to daddy. He told me to tell you that he loves you and misses you and forgives you. You'll still get his money, I promise.

[kaldais]

I'M TAKING OVER NOW, BECAUSE SATAN AND SUCH.

YOU'RE ALL GONNA MAKE ME BREAKFAST. SATAN WILLS IT.

I WANT SCONES AND BACON AND SOME SOUUUUULLLLSSS.

[senorbambos]

Alright, time to come clean.

Many of you may remember me as the guy who claimed to have made the video on SomethingAwful. I was lying, though I was the one who first posted links to it and uploaded it online. That was pretty much my entire purpose: distribution.

I had posted on another forum that I wished I could become involved in some sort of viral marketing/ARG/hoax. A new member PMed me asking me if I would like to take some videos he made and upload them around the web and link to them. I asked him why he didn't do it himself, and he told me that he wouldn't know where to start.

He sent the videos to me via email and explained how he made them. I think he lied because I have attempted to replicate the videos and have only produced mediocre lookalikes. The only thing that worked were the audio tips he gave. The videos stopped appearing simply because he ceased to make them. I think only he knows how to properly produce these things.

He gave me the basic video descriptions. I figured it'd be best to display them to SomethingAwful, the largest website I was active on at the time, and it snowballed. When this message board was opened, he gave me the position of moderator and asked if I could oversee the boards when he was unable to.

A jackass friend of mine (The Detector) logged into my account one night and basically did everything that almost ended the "game". Embarrassed but amused by the excitement going on at SA, I tried to play it off as a joke reveal. This attempt to play it off was thwarted when the real PM tried the detective thing and then restarted the game.

The spiteful post he made about me some time later was probably meant to discredit me for almost ruining the game and I suppose I deserved it.

I thought I could trust my friend as he had acted as a plant several times during the game. The PM always decided when a plant would be used, and we did not always use one. The PM told me that he just wanted to tell people something, but he knew certain parts of the story couldn't be pulled off by the average player (for lack of a better word).

I don't know what the motivation behind all of this was. He's never revealed anything about himself to me and all locations (save Niobrara County) were chosen by myself. Whatever he's doing is flexible. I added a couple of short stories I'd worked on to the project as well. He refused one, stating rather adamantly that it meant nothing to his project.

He hasn't spoken to me in some time. I feel rather guilty because a large percentage of SA believes me to have been the sole creator and I'm even given full credit in the Wikipedia article. In the end, I know jackshit about what this is. I don't understand his motivations. I can't make the videos. They creep the hell outta me, personally. I know nothing about the origins of this website, except that it probably served as an important "prop" in an earlier project he worked on. I think he may be the OC_James guy who apparently has links elsewhere. I just don't know.

I was just along for the ride.

And to prove I am Senor Bambos, I will link my profile.
forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&username=Senor%20Bambos
I will add the next sentence posted in this thread to the Occupation field in my profile to prove I'm legit.

[barbarossa]

Any idea what is to be done now?

[senorbambos]

barbarossa said:

Any idea what is to be done now?

No clue. I don't think he's that good with time. The first PM he sent me didn't come until about a month after I posted the original message about wanting to be involved with something.

[barbarossa]

Good luck trying to get a hold of him. Could you please direct him back here if you get in contact with him. There are a few of us that still have questions. Did he give you any more information at all (small things could mean a lot)? Have you tried to reach him through SA?