Help Wanted

[Jack Q. Pembry]

I have no evidence for this, but over the years, I have learned to trust this intuition I feel now. You are reading this forum with some regularity, aren't you? You don't log in. You might not even have reregistered. But you are here. I can feel it. We are drawn to these things in our lives. You understand that as well as anyone.

So you can change your phone number, pick up and move, dump your old laptop, stop using your old email accounts, drive me to wasting what you probably think are exceptional amounts of money, and remove every trace of yourself from the internet you can... you will find your way home in the end. This has all been an intermission or, more aptly, a vacation.

You haven't heard from Mi - I mean, The Detector - in a while, have you?

I wonder what he's up to. Thought I heard he had an interview about our shared project scheduled some time ago. Do you even keep up with him anymore? You probably should have. Oh, but he's just another internet person, isn't he?

Don't make me come and find you. I'm being charitable here. I am closer than you know. Do this voluntarily.

We have work to do. Debts to repay. New works of art to put on display. This is just the beginning, Stalling, if I am being honest.

You have one week.